tranceofreading:

awwww-cute:

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”

fins-feathers-fur:

Dear Pets

I’m so sorry I woke you up you were just so still and I though you were dead please forgive me

casliyn:

Someone: “What’s wrong?”

Me:

kylostantrums:

John Mulaney grew up in Chicago in the 80s. You know who else did?

Kevin McCallister.

You know why Kevin was so good at defending the house? Judging by his resourcefulness and creativity with the traps, Kevin definitely attended Detective J.J. Bittenbinder’s “Street Smarts” assemblies in school. In this essay I will

coolcatgroup:

space-lesbo:

coolcatgroup:

Reblog the Princess ™ for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

She is listening

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

disgustinganimals:

t3sla:

catchymemes:

Bedtime cuddles

look at this fucking baby

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

childishthot:

infauna:

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

partyshoggoth:

Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir