How does being a fan of Broadway even work for people who don’t live in New York? like, are you guys ok?
No. No we’re not.
Who am I ?
*aggressively atttempts to sing all 573 parts of One Day More at the same time*
Why bring me and then leave me to flirt with other girls? Constant disappointment.
Seriously? You come at the worst times. I try to enjoy a party, you’re there. I try to enjoy family time, you’re there. I’m having trouble sleeping, you’re there.
Fuck you, anxiety.
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.
ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
Forever feeling like I’m never anyone’s first. I’m behind so many people in importance. I just want someone to tell me that they actually need me in their life. Instead, I’m the person you look to when nobody else will pick up.
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
Think of it as personality dialysis.